sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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