somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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