I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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