That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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