Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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