and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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