I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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