Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
