I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
4 words: hood of his car
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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