how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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