We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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