All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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