Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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