I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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