I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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