You made me cry and you don't even care
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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