you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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