So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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