Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Enjoy the penises
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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