but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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