Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
im on a boat
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