therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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