Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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