Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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