He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
