Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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