how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We need a shit load of segways right now
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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