When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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