I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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