So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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