Got a toothbrush?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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