What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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