Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Shame is for Republicans.
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