so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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