Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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