so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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