I want to stick my p in your. b.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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