On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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