If i come over, it means nothing
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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