i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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