: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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