nut hugger
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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