What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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