dude i'm inner monologue high
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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