that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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