Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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