She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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