chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
NoShamevember. You game?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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