at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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