Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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