Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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