i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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