why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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